Conversations with a Diva

Lily was dressing herself before going to play in the front yard

Lily: "I can't find a shirt"

Me: "Well just wear what you have on"

Lily: "NO! Everyone will see!"

Me: "Lily, who is everyone? Who is outside?"

Lily: "No one, but when someone comes outside, they'll see that its a pajama shirt"

Me: "Who ARE you?"

Lily: "YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!"